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Lord Viktor von ClickBane ‘s Persona 

The Digital Vampire: Lord Viktor von ClickBane
Character Profile
Lord Viktor is a 300-year-old vampire who’s finally decided to modernize his ancient family business – a boutique blood bank delivery service (completely ethical, of course). Despite his centuries of experience in “customer relations,” he’s finding himself utterly lost in the digital realm.
Appearance & Demeanor

Impeccably dressed in tailored suits, though his LinkedIn profile picture is from 1983
Charismatic and sophisticated, but breaks out in a cold sweat when someone mentions “TikTok”
Can transform into a bat at will, but can’t figure out how to transform his website’s bounce rate

Business Struggles

His business model is solid, but his online presence is as invisible as his reflection
Keeps trying to hypnotize his computer screen to make it work better
Has an excellent memory for faces but can’t remember any of his passwords
His target audience is awake at night (like him), but he’s not sure how to reach them digitally
Still writes everything in calligraphy and can’t understand why his social media posts look “off”

Desires & Goals

Wants to establish a strong digital presence without losing his sophisticated brand image
Dreams of being the go-to name in modern blood banking
Seeks to build an engaged online community (that doesn’t involve actual mind control)
Hopes to automate some processes so he can focus on what he does best – customer service
Yearns to understand these mysterious “algorithms” everyone keeps talking about

What Keeps Him Up During the Day

Fear that his centuries-old business will become irrelevant in the digital age
Worry that his competitors are “sucking up” all the market share
Anxiety about his website looking like it was built in the Victorian era
Concern that he’s wasting money on digital advertising that isn’t reaching his target market

Why He Needs a Cybermedia Integrator

Requires someone who can bridge the gap between his traditional values and modern digital needs
Needs guidance on building an integrated online presence that maintains his brand’s prestige
Wants to learn how to use digital tools without getting overwhelmed by the rapid pace of change
Seeks a partner who can help him transform his ancient wisdom into engaging digital content